Sometimes you think you'll be fine by yourself
Cause a dream is a wish that you make all alone
It's easy to feel like you don't need help
But it's harder to walk on your own
You'll change inside
When you realize
[Chorus:]
The world comes to life
And everything's bright
From beginning to end
When you have a friend
By your side
That helps you to find
The beauty you are, when you open your heart
And believe in
The Gift of a Friend
The Gift of a Friend...
Someone who knows when you're lost,
And you're scared
There through the highs and the lows
Someone to count on, someone who cares
Beside you wherever you go
You'll change inside
When you realize
[Chorus:]
The world comes to life
And everything's bright
From beginning to end
When you have a friend
By your side
That helps you to find
The beauty you are, when you open your heart
And believe in
The Gift of a Friend...
And when your hope crashes down
Shattering to the ground
You, you feel all alone
When you don't know which way to go
And there's no signs leading you home
You're not alone
[Chorus:]
The world comes to life
And everythings bright
From beginning to end
When you have a friend
By your side
That helps you to find
The beauty you are, when you open your heart!
And believe in
When you believe in!
When you believe in...
The Gift of a friend...
Ooh...
Senin, 06 Mei 2013
Demi Lovato Skyscraper
Catching teardrops in my hands
Only silence, as it’s ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel
Like there’s nothing left of me
You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I’m made of glass
Like I’m made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper, like a skyscraper
As the smoke clears
I awaken and untangle you from me
Would it make you feel better
To watch me while I bleed
All my windows still are broken
But I’m standing on my feet
You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I’m made of glass
Like I’m made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper, like a skyscraper
Go run run run I’m gonna stay right here
Watch you disappear yeah
Go run run run yeah it’s a long way down
But I’m closer to the clouds up here
You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I’m made of glass
Like I’m made of paper
Ohh...
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper, like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper, like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper...
Demi Lovato Heart Attack
Putting my defenses up
Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
If I ever did that, I think I’d have a heart attack
Never put my love out on the line
Never said yes to the right guy
Never had trouble getting what I want
But when it comes to you I’m never good enough
When I don’t care
I can play him like a Ken doll
Won’t wash my hair
Then make him bounce like a basketball
But you make me wanna act like a girl
Paint my nails and wear high heels
Yes you make me so nervous that I just can’t hold your hand
You make me glow
But I cover up, won’t let it show
So I’m putting my defenses up
Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
If I ever did that, I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
Never break a sweat for the other guys
When you come around I get paralyzed
And every time I try to be myself
It comes out wrong like a cry for help
It’s just not fair
Brings more trouble than it all is worth
I gasp for air
It feels so good, but you know it hurts
But you make me wanna act like a girl
Paint my nails and wear perfume
For you, make me so nervous that I just can’t hold your hand
You make me glow
But I cover up, won’t let it show
So I’m putting my defenses up
Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
If I ever did that, I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
The feelings got lost in my lungs
They’re burning, I’d rather be numb
And there’s no one else to blame
So scared I’ll take off and run
I’m flying too close to the sun
And I’ll burst into flames
You make me glow
But I cover up, won’t let it show
So I’m putting my defenses up
Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
If I ever did that, I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
If I ever did that, I think I’d have a heart attack
Never put my love out on the line
Never said yes to the right guy
Never had trouble getting what I want
But when it comes to you I’m never good enough
When I don’t care
I can play him like a Ken doll
Won’t wash my hair
Then make him bounce like a basketball
But you make me wanna act like a girl
Paint my nails and wear high heels
Yes you make me so nervous that I just can’t hold your hand
You make me glow
But I cover up, won’t let it show
So I’m putting my defenses up
Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
If I ever did that, I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
Never break a sweat for the other guys
When you come around I get paralyzed
And every time I try to be myself
It comes out wrong like a cry for help
It’s just not fair
Brings more trouble than it all is worth
I gasp for air
It feels so good, but you know it hurts
But you make me wanna act like a girl
Paint my nails and wear perfume
For you, make me so nervous that I just can’t hold your hand
You make me glow
But I cover up, won’t let it show
So I’m putting my defenses up
Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
If I ever did that, I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
The feelings got lost in my lungs
They’re burning, I’d rather be numb
And there’s no one else to blame
So scared I’ll take off and run
I’m flying too close to the sun
And I’ll burst into flames
You make me glow
But I cover up, won’t let it show
So I’m putting my defenses up
Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
If I ever did that, I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
I think I’d have a heart attack
Greyson Chance_Unfrien You
I really thought you were the one
It was over before it begun
It's so hard for me to walk away
But I know I can't stay
You're beautiful and crazy too
Baby, that's why I fell into you
Even though you would pretend to be
You were never with me
So it's over, yeah we're through, so I'mma unfriend you
You're the best I ever knew, so I will unfriend you
'Cause I should have known, right from the start
I'm deleting you right from my heart
Now it's over, my last move is to unfriend you
I thought in time that you could change
Time and love would heal the pain
I didn't want this day to come
Now all I feel is numb
So it's over, yeah we're through, so I'mma unfriend you
You're the best I ever knew, so I will unfriend you
'Cause I should have known, right from the start
I'm deleting you right from my heart
Now it's over, my last move is to unfriend you
You come on to anybody
Everybody all the time
You give up to anybody
What I thought was only mine
So it's over, yeah we're through, so I'mma unfriend you
You're the best I ever knew, so I will unfriend you
'Cause I should have known, right from the start
That you didn't have a human heart
Now it's over, my last move is to unfriend you
So I'mma unfriend you
So I'mma unfriend you
It was over before it begun
It's so hard for me to walk away
But I know I can't stay
You're beautiful and crazy too
Baby, that's why I fell into you
Even though you would pretend to be
You were never with me
So it's over, yeah we're through, so I'mma unfriend you
You're the best I ever knew, so I will unfriend you
'Cause I should have known, right from the start
I'm deleting you right from my heart
Now it's over, my last move is to unfriend you
I thought in time that you could change
Time and love would heal the pain
I didn't want this day to come
Now all I feel is numb
So it's over, yeah we're through, so I'mma unfriend you
You're the best I ever knew, so I will unfriend you
'Cause I should have known, right from the start
I'm deleting you right from my heart
Now it's over, my last move is to unfriend you
You come on to anybody
Everybody all the time
You give up to anybody
What I thought was only mine
So it's over, yeah we're through, so I'mma unfriend you
You're the best I ever knew, so I will unfriend you
'Cause I should have known, right from the start
That you didn't have a human heart
Now it's over, my last move is to unfriend you
So I'mma unfriend you
So I'mma unfriend you
Kamis, 21 Maret 2013
AVRIL LAVIGNE SONG LYRICS
AVRIL LAVIGNE LYRICS"Fall To Pieces"
I looked away
Then I look back at you
You try to say
The things that you can't undo
If I had my way
I'd never get over you
Today's the day
I pray that we make it through
Make it through the fall
Make it through it all
[Chorus:]
And I don't wanna fall to pieces
I just want to sit and stare at you
I don't want to talk about it
And I don't want a conversation
I just want to cry in front of you
I don't want to talk about it
Cuz I'm in Love With you
You're the only one,
I'd be with till the end
When I come undone
You bring me back again
Back under the stars
Back into your arms
[Chorus]
Wanna know who you are
Wanna know where to start
I wanna know what this means
Wanna know how you feel
Wanna know what is real
I wanna know everything, everything
[Chorus without last line]
[Chorus]
I'm in love with you
Cuz i'm in love with you
I'm in love with you
I'm in love with you
Then I look back at you
You try to say
The things that you can't undo
If I had my way
I'd never get over you
Today's the day
I pray that we make it through
Make it through the fall
Make it through it all
[Chorus:]
And I don't wanna fall to pieces
I just want to sit and stare at you
I don't want to talk about it
And I don't want a conversation
I just want to cry in front of you
I don't want to talk about it
Cuz I'm in Love With you
You're the only one,
I'd be with till the end
When I come undone
You bring me back again
Back under the stars
Back into your arms
[Chorus]
Wanna know who you are
Wanna know where to start
I wanna know what this means
Wanna know how you feel
Wanna know what is real
I wanna know everything, everything
[Chorus without last line]
[Chorus]
I'm in love with you
Cuz i'm in love with you
I'm in love with you
I'm in love with you
Lirik Lagu Avril Lavigne - Smile Lyrics
You
know that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control
But you don't really give a shit
you don't let it go let it go with it
'cause you're fucking crazy rock'n'roll
[Bridge]
You said "Hey,
What's your name?"
it took one look
and now I'm not the same
Yeah you said "Hey."
and since that day
you stole my heart
and you're the one to blame
[Chorus]
Yeah
and that's why I smile
It's been a while
since every day and everything has
felt this right
and now you're turning all around
and suddenly you're all I need
The reason why I smile
Last night I blacked out I think
What did you, what did you put in my drink?
I remember making out and then, oh, oh
I woke up with a new tattoo
your name was on me and my name was on you
I will do it all over again
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
You know that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control
You know that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control
But you don't really give a shit
you don't let it go let it go with it
'cause you're fucking crazy rock'n'roll
[Bridge]
You said "Hey,
What's your name?"
it took one look
and now I'm not the same
Yeah you said "Hey."
and since that day
you stole my heart
and you're the one to blame
[Chorus]
Yeah
and that's why I smile
It's been a while
since every day and everything has
felt this right
and now you're turning all around
and suddenly you're all I need
The reason why I smile
Last night I blacked out I think
What did you, what did you put in my drink?
I remember making out and then, oh, oh
I woke up with a new tattoo
your name was on me and my name was on you
I will do it all over again
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
You know that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control
You know that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control
"I Will Be"
There’s
nothing I could say to you
Nothing I could ever do to make you see
What you mean to me
All the pain the tears I cried
Still you never said goodbye and now I know how far you’d go
I know I let you down but it's not like that now
This time I’ll never let you go
I will be all that you want and get myself together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
All my life I’ll be with you forever
To get you through the day and make everything OK
I thought that I had everything I didn’t know what life could bring
But now I see honestly
You're the one thing I got right
The only one I let inside
Now I can breathe 'cause you're here with me
And if I let you down I’ll turn it all around
Cause I would never let you go
I will be all that you want and get myself together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
All my life I’ll be with you forever
To get you through the day and make everything OK
Cause with out you I can’t sleep
I’m not gonna ever ever let you leave
You’re all I got
You’re all I want
Yeah
And without you I don’t know what I’d do
I could never ever live a day with out you
Hear with me do you see you're all I need
And I will be all that you want and get myself together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
All my life (my life) I will be with you forever
To get you through the day and make everything OK
I will be (I’ll be) all that you want and get myself together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
And all my life you know I will be with you forever
To get you through the day and make everything OK
Nothing I could ever do to make you see
What you mean to me
All the pain the tears I cried
Still you never said goodbye and now I know how far you’d go
I know I let you down but it's not like that now
This time I’ll never let you go
I will be all that you want and get myself together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
All my life I’ll be with you forever
To get you through the day and make everything OK
I thought that I had everything I didn’t know what life could bring
But now I see honestly
You're the one thing I got right
The only one I let inside
Now I can breathe 'cause you're here with me
And if I let you down I’ll turn it all around
Cause I would never let you go
I will be all that you want and get myself together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
All my life I’ll be with you forever
To get you through the day and make everything OK
Cause with out you I can’t sleep
I’m not gonna ever ever let you leave
You’re all I got
You’re all I want
Yeah
And without you I don’t know what I’d do
I could never ever live a day with out you
Hear with me do you see you're all I need
And I will be all that you want and get myself together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
All my life (my life) I will be with you forever
To get you through the day and make everything OK
I will be (I’ll be) all that you want and get myself together
Cause you keep me from falling apart
And all my life you know I will be with you forever
To get you through the day and make everything OK
AVRIL LAVIGNE_COMPLICATED LIRYCS
Uh
huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out what you yelling' for?
Lay back it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car
And you're talking to me one on one but you've become
Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is
Chill out what you yelling' for?
Lay back it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car
And you're talking to me one on one but you've become
Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell
me
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And you fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
And promise me I'm never gonna find you faking it
No no no
You come over unannounced
Dressed up like you're something else
Where you are and where it's sad you see
You're making me
Laugh out when you strike your pose
Take off all your preppy clothes
You know you're not fooling anyone
When you've become
Somebody else round everyone else
Watching your back, like you can't relax
Trying to be cool you look like a fool to me
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And you fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
And promise me I'm never gonna find you faking it
No no no
You come over unannounced
Dressed up like you're something else
Where you are and where it's sad you see
You're making me
Laugh out when you strike your pose
Take off all your preppy clothes
You know you're not fooling anyone
When you've become
Somebody else round everyone else
Watching your back, like you can't relax
Trying to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell
me
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And You fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what and you get and you turn it into
Honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you faking it
No no no
Chill out what you yelling for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And You fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what and you get and you turn it into
Honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you faking it
No no no
Chill out what you yelling for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see
Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell
me
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And You fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what and you get and you turn it into
Honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you faking it
No no no
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like your somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you faking it
No no no
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And You fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what and you get and you turn it into
Honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you faking it
No no no
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like your somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break
And you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
Promise me I'm never gonna find you faking it
No no no
Wish You Were Here
- Avril Lavigne
I can be tough
I can be strong
But with you, it's not like that at all
There's a girl
who gives a shit
behind this wall
You've just walked through it
And I remember, all those crazy things you said
You left them riding through my head
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here.
All those crazy things we did
Didn't think about it, just went with it
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here
Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here.
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near
I wish you were here.
I love the way you are
It's who I am, don't have to try hard
We always say, say like it is
And the truth is that I really miss
All those crazy things you said
You left them riding through my head
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here.
All those crazy things we did
Didn't think about it, just went with it
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here
[Chorus:]
Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here.
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near
I wish you were here.
[Bridge:]
No, I don't wanna let go
I just wanna let you to know
That I never wanna let go
(let go let go let go let go)
No, I don't wanna let go
I just wanna let you to know
That I never wanna let go
(let go let go let go let go let go let go let go)
Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here (I wish you were)
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near
I wish you were here.
Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here.
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near I wish you were here
I can be strong
But with you, it's not like that at all
There's a girl
who gives a shit
behind this wall
You've just walked through it
And I remember, all those crazy things you said
You left them riding through my head
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here.
All those crazy things we did
Didn't think about it, just went with it
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here
Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here.
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near
I wish you were here.
I love the way you are
It's who I am, don't have to try hard
We always say, say like it is
And the truth is that I really miss
All those crazy things you said
You left them riding through my head
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here.
All those crazy things we did
Didn't think about it, just went with it
You're always there, you're everywhere
But right now I wish you were here
[Chorus:]
Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here.
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near
I wish you were here.
[Bridge:]
No, I don't wanna let go
I just wanna let you to know
That I never wanna let go
(let go let go let go let go)
No, I don't wanna let go
I just wanna let you to know
That I never wanna let go
(let go let go let go let go let go let go let go)
Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here (I wish you were)
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near
I wish you were here.
Damn, Damn, Damn,
What I'd do to have you
here, here, here
I wish you were here.
Damn, Damn, Damn
What I'd do to have you
near, near, near I wish you were here
Avril Lavigne – I Love You
La la
La la la la
La la
La la la la
I like your smile
I like your vibe
I like your style
But that’s not why I love you
And I, I like the way
You’re such a star
But that’s not why I love you
Hey
Do you feel, do you feel me?
Do you feel what I feel, too?
Do you need, do you need me?
Do you need me?
You’re so beautiful
But that’s not why I love you
I’m not sure you know
That the reason I love you is you
Being you
Just you
Yeah the reason I love you is all that we’ve been through
And that’s why I love you
La la
La la la la
La la
La la la la
I like the way you misbehave
When we get wasted
But that’s not why I love you
And how you keep your cool
When I am complicated
But that’s not why I love you
Hey
Do you feel, do you feel me?
Do you feel what I feel, too?
Do you need, do you need me?
Do you need me?
You’re so beautiful
But that’s not why I love you
And I’m not sure you know
That the reason I love you is you
Being you
Just you
Yeah the reason I love you is all that we’ve been through
And that’s why I love you
Yeah - Oh.
Oh.
Even though we didn’t make it through
I am always here for you
You
Hey
Do you feel, do you feel me?
Do you feel what I feel, too?
Do you need, do you need me?
Do you need me?
[Chorus]
You’re so beautiful
But that’s not why I love you
I’m not sure you know
That the reason I love you is you
Being you
Just you
Yeah the reason I love you is all that we’ve been through
And that’s why I love you
La la
La la la la (oh oh)
La la
La la la la (That’s why I love you)
La la
La la la la (oh oh)
La la
La la la la (That’s why I love you)
La la la la
La la
La la la la
I like your smile
I like your vibe
I like your style
But that’s not why I love you
And I, I like the way
You’re such a star
But that’s not why I love you
Hey
Do you feel, do you feel me?
Do you feel what I feel, too?
Do you need, do you need me?
Do you need me?
You’re so beautiful
But that’s not why I love you
I’m not sure you know
That the reason I love you is you
Being you
Just you
Yeah the reason I love you is all that we’ve been through
And that’s why I love you
La la
La la la la
La la
La la la la
I like the way you misbehave
When we get wasted
But that’s not why I love you
And how you keep your cool
When I am complicated
But that’s not why I love you
Hey
Do you feel, do you feel me?
Do you feel what I feel, too?
Do you need, do you need me?
Do you need me?
You’re so beautiful
But that’s not why I love you
And I’m not sure you know
That the reason I love you is you
Being you
Just you
Yeah the reason I love you is all that we’ve been through
And that’s why I love you
Yeah - Oh.
Oh.
Even though we didn’t make it through
I am always here for you
You
Hey
Do you feel, do you feel me?
Do you feel what I feel, too?
Do you need, do you need me?
Do you need me?
[Chorus]
You’re so beautiful
But that’s not why I love you
I’m not sure you know
That the reason I love you is you
Being you
Just you
Yeah the reason I love you is all that we’ve been through
And that’s why I love you
La la
La la la la (oh oh)
La la
La la la la (That’s why I love you)
La la
La la la la (oh oh)
La la
La la la la (That’s why I love you)
WHEN YOURE GONE
I always needed time on my own
I never thought I’d need you there when I cry
And the days feel like years when I’m alone
And the bed where you lie is made up on your side
When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now
I never thought I’d need you there when I cry
And the days feel like years when I’m alone
And the bed where you lie is made up on your side
When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now
[Chorus]
When you’re gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you’re gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you’re gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it okey
I miss you
When you’re gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you’re gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you’re gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it okey
I miss you
I’ve never felt this way before
Everything that I do reminds me of you
And the clothes you left, they lie on the floor
And they smell just like you, I love the things that you do
Everything that I do reminds me of you
And the clothes you left, they lie on the floor
And they smell just like you, I love the things that you do
When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now
Do you see how much I need you right now
[Chorus]
We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were, yeah
All I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I’d do, I’d give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me, yeah
Out here forever
I know we were, yeah
All I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I’d do, I’d give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me, yeah
[Chorus]
Lirik
Lagu Avril Lavigne - Goodbye Lullaby
Goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye, my love
I can’t hide
Can’t hide
Can’t hide what has come.
I have to go, I have to go, I have to go
And leave you alone
But always know, always know, always know
That I love you so
I love you so
I love you so
Oh
[chorus]
Goodbye, brown eyes
Goodbye for now
Goodbye, sunshine
Take care of yourself
I have to go, I have to go, I have to go
And leave you alone
But always know, always know, always know
That I love you so, I love you so, oh.
I love you so.
Oh.
La lullaby. Distract me with your eyes.
La lullaby. la lullaby. Help me sleep tonight.
La lullaby (la lullaby, la lullaby)
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I have to go
I have to go
I have to go
And leave you alone
But always know, always know, always know
That I love you so
I love you so
(Goodbye)
(Lullaby)
I love you so
(Goodbye)
(Lullaby)
I love you so
(Goodbye)
(Lullaby)
I love you so
(Goodbye)
(Lullaby)
I love you so
I love you so
Goodbye, brown eyes
Goodbye my love
Goodbye
Goodbye, my love
I can’t hide
Can’t hide
Can’t hide what has come.
I have to go, I have to go, I have to go
And leave you alone
But always know, always know, always know
That I love you so
I love you so
I love you so
Oh
[chorus]
Goodbye, brown eyes
Goodbye for now
Goodbye, sunshine
Take care of yourself
I have to go, I have to go, I have to go
And leave you alone
But always know, always know, always know
That I love you so, I love you so, oh.
I love you so.
Oh.
La lullaby. Distract me with your eyes.
La lullaby. la lullaby. Help me sleep tonight.
La lullaby (la lullaby, la lullaby)
lyricsalls.blogspot.com
I have to go
I have to go
I have to go
And leave you alone
But always know, always know, always know
That I love you so
I love you so
(Goodbye)
(Lullaby)
I love you so
(Goodbye)
(Lullaby)
I love you so
(Goodbye)
(Lullaby)
I love you so
(Goodbye)
(Lullaby)
I love you so
I love you so
Goodbye, brown eyes
Goodbye my love
REFLECTION
— Aku selalu melakukan hal yang sama berulang-ulang
— Aku selalu hanya membuatmu menangis
— Aku yakin aku pun melukaimu
— Aku masih tak bisa melangkah
— Kenapa ini begitu menyakitkan untuk menyentuhmu?
— Yakinlah ini karena aku takut
— Aku melakukan hal yang sama lagi dan kehilanganmu
— Menarik keluar, aku coba menghapusnya jauh
— Dihari itu ku tak bisa sunguh-sungguh melupakannya
— Kau tak bertanya apapun
— Hanya menggenggam tanganku
— Bila esok perasaanmu menjauh
— Aku akan masih mencintaimu tanpa kegagalan
— Bila esok kau tak bisa melihatku
— Aku akan masih mencintaimu tanpa kegagalan
— Aku kan berjalan bersama, menuju masa
depan yang masih belum dijanjikan— Aku akan masih mencintaimu tanpa kegagalan
— Bila esok kau tak bisa melihatku
— Aku akan masih mencintaimu tanpa kegagalan
— Tetap berjalan bersama, menuju masa depan di mana dirimu
— Ini pun membuatku melupakan masa-masa sulit
— Aku sangat mencintaimu
— Setiap kali ku menghitung malam, aku tak bisa melihatmu
— Hatiku merindukanmu
— Kesepian tumbuh dengan tiap kesalah pahaman
— Tolong jangan menangis sendirian
— Biarkan percaya diri bersama
— Tak peduli seberapa jauh kita terpisah
— Aku ingin tetap tersenyum seperti
ini, jangan membuatku melukaimu— Tolong jangan menangis sendirian
— Biarkan percaya diri bersama
— Tak peduli seberapa jauh kita terpisah
— Aku tak ingin mengulangi perasaan itu, mengurangi waktu yang telah berlalu
— Bila esok perasaanmu menjauh
— Aku akan masih mencintaimu tanpa kegagalan
— Bila esok kau tak bisa melihatku
— Aku akan masih mencintaimu tanpa kegagalan
— Tolong lihatlah hanya padaku
— Tolong jangan biarkan pergi dari tanganku
— Aku kan berjalan bersama, menuju masa depan yang masih belum dijanjikan
— Tetap berjalan bersama, menuju masa depan di mana dirimu
---seperti noda hitam mengubur
kekosongan
---di mana kegilaan
dimulai, hari itu yang berbeda (persaingan jelek)
---terlalu terang
karena terlalu banyak mimpi
---sekarang aku tak bisa
merasakan apapun
---padamu yang menyerahkan jiwa pada angan-angan
---terlalu terang sungguh aku juga sama
---sekarang aku hanya menatap waktu
---hei~ apa kau dengar?
---suara hati lenyap menggema dengan berkabut
---dalam akhir dunia yang mulai hancur
---tak ada yang tersisa (kosong)
[my own enemy, there is the need to disturb it now!]
[you own enemy, never miss the eyes! know your enemy yeah~]
---hanya mengungkapkan disini terlalu gelap, tak terlihat apapun
---padamu yang menyerahkan jiwa pada angan-angan
---terlalu terang sungguh aku juga sama
---sekarang aku hanya menatap waktu
---hei~ apa kau dengar?
---suara hati lenyap menggema dengan berkabut
---dalam akhir dunia yang mulai hancur
---tak ada yang tersisa (kosong)
[my own enemy, there is the need to disturb it now!]
[you own enemy, never miss the eyes! know your enemy yeah~]
---hanya mengungkapkan disini terlalu gelap, tak terlihat apapun
---dalam kekosongan
tanpa akhir apa yang terlihat?
---mimpi begitu singkat, saat melenyapkan segala penderitaan
---mimpi begitu singkat, saat melenyapkan segala penderitaan
---yang bisa
dipercaya hanya diri sendiri
---meski kegelapan yang dalam nampak
---hei~ jangan lupa cahaya yang lebih dulu tercermin di mata itu
---meski kegelapan yang dalam nampak
---hei~ jangan lupa cahaya yang lebih dulu tercermin di mata itu
---kebenaran hanya
satu kan?
---diam-diam alasanku terabaikan
---aku bermimpi yang bergantung hanya padamu
---menyusun kata kata yang biasa
---menyusun kata kata yang biasa
---bisa mengisi celah dengan mudah ya?
---aku lelah dengan hal hal kita saling memaafkan
---sampai kapanpun tidak akan berubah... kebohongonmu
---mengapa aku mengulang diriku lagi?
---aku menghilangkan satu kata kata lagi untuk kebiasaanku membuatmu sedih
---sampai kapanpun tidak akan berubah... kebohongonmu
---mengapa aku mengulang diriku lagi?
---aku menghilangkan satu kata kata lagi untuk kebiasaanku membuatmu sedih
---sekalipun hanya aku alasan air mata itu, mengapa aku
merusaknya?
---aku menapaki lantai dengan tertunduk, tak bisa
menghindar menatap mata ini
---belum suara bertanya, aku tetap masih memeluk lutut
---belum suara bertanya, aku tetap masih memeluk lutut
[Why do I repeat my selfagain]
---suatu hari kau pernah mengatakan merasa bisa melihat
akhir
---sedikit demi sedikit menghilang.. senyumanmu yang tak pernah berubah
---sedikit demi sedikit menjauh.. hati yang kurasa bisa ku sentuh
---begitulah kesedihan.. sepertinya lebih baik aku tak bisa mendengarnya
---seakan kehancuran tak kan berakhir
---seakan menutup telinga perlahan
---sedikit demi sedikit menghilang.. senyumanmu yang tak pernah berubah
---sedikit demi sedikit menjauh.. hati yang kurasa bisa ku sentuh
---begitulah kesedihan.. sepertinya lebih baik aku tak bisa mendengarnya
---seakan kehancuran tak kan berakhir
---seakan menutup telinga perlahan
---bekas melukai
pasti akan terluka---
---kesalahan yang tak terhitung aku menginginkanmu---
---seharusnya sekarang bertemu saling memandang---
---kebohongan kecil mengubur hari hari seakan menghindari keraguan---
---kita kehilangan arti hatiku mengetahuinya---
---pengorbanan musim dingin yang ke dua kali---
---kau tak menampakan dirimu tersesat di hari esok---
---suaramu mengeras menangis---
---aku tak bisa lagi mencari kata-kata---
---mengumpulkan air mata yang menetes---
---diselimuti dalam kesepian, hanya hari hari membasahi---
---cinta menginginkan cahaya terulang lagi, membakar terlalu dalam---
---merasakan suara yang tak berdusta aah.. Yang pasti berada di sampingmu---
---mencintaimu seperti itu aku sudah tak butuh, hanya ingin selalu berada di sampingmu---
---tanpa suara bujukan darimu, aku ingin pergi pecah menjadi kepingan kepingan kecil---
---dan yang terkecil kata kata terakhir yang ditujukan padamu.(jangan lepaskan!) Lengan itu menata bentuk mimpi yang sama, meninggalkan kita berdua---
---kebohongan kecil itu berubah bentuk---
---menghancurkan nafasnya yang putih---
---menghilang seakan melupakan arti---
---sudah berapa kali hati ini terpotong potong---
---selamat tinggal dari sini aku mulai berjalan meninggalkanmu---
---aku tak akan kehilangan jejak lagi untuk yang kedua kalinya---
---seakan saling memastikan kepastian cinta kita berdua---
---karena melihat kesedihan, esok hari kita berdua menghilang, berakhir lagi---
---jangan menangis lagi.. bernyanyilah!---
---segalanya terlewati, seperti perubahan musim—
---kesalahan yang tak terhitung aku menginginkanmu---
---seharusnya sekarang bertemu saling memandang---
---kebohongan kecil mengubur hari hari seakan menghindari keraguan---
---kita kehilangan arti hatiku mengetahuinya---
---pengorbanan musim dingin yang ke dua kali---
---kau tak menampakan dirimu tersesat di hari esok---
---suaramu mengeras menangis---
---aku tak bisa lagi mencari kata-kata---
---mengumpulkan air mata yang menetes---
---diselimuti dalam kesepian, hanya hari hari membasahi---
---cinta menginginkan cahaya terulang lagi, membakar terlalu dalam---
---merasakan suara yang tak berdusta aah.. Yang pasti berada di sampingmu---
---mencintaimu seperti itu aku sudah tak butuh, hanya ingin selalu berada di sampingmu---
---tanpa suara bujukan darimu, aku ingin pergi pecah menjadi kepingan kepingan kecil---
---dan yang terkecil kata kata terakhir yang ditujukan padamu.(jangan lepaskan!) Lengan itu menata bentuk mimpi yang sama, meninggalkan kita berdua---
---kebohongan kecil itu berubah bentuk---
---menghancurkan nafasnya yang putih---
---menghilang seakan melupakan arti---
---sudah berapa kali hati ini terpotong potong---
---selamat tinggal dari sini aku mulai berjalan meninggalkanmu---
---aku tak akan kehilangan jejak lagi untuk yang kedua kalinya---
---seakan saling memastikan kepastian cinta kita berdua---
---karena melihat kesedihan, esok hari kita berdua menghilang, berakhir lagi---
---jangan menangis lagi.. bernyanyilah!---
---segalanya terlewati, seperti perubahan musim—
---kita berdua akan
segera berpisah dengan kesedihan, juga malam yang berkabut---
---jangan lupa hal yang tak akan berakhir---
---kita berdua berada dalam mimpi---
---jangan lupa hal yang tak akan berakhir---
---kita berdua berada dalam mimpi---
[ REPOST ]
Minggu, 03 Maret 2013
ADELLE ROLLING IN THE DEEP
There's a fire starting in my heart,
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bring me out the dark,
Finally, I can see you crystal clear,
Go ahead and sell me out and I'll lay your shit bare,
See how I'll leave with every piece of you,
Don't underestimate the things that I will do,
There's a fire starting in my heart,
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bring me out the dark,
The scars of your love remind me of us,
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all,
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless,
I can't help feeling,
We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hand,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
And you played it to the beat,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
Baby, I have no story to be told,
But I've heard one on you and I'm gonna make your head burn,
Think of me in the depths of your despair,
Make a home down there as mine sure won't be shared,
The scars of your love remind me of us,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
I can't help feeling,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hand,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
And you played it to the beat,
lyricsalls.blogspot.com
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
Could have had it all,
Rolling in the deep,
You had my heart inside of your hand,
But you played it with a beating,
Throw your soul through every open door,
Count your blessings to find what you look for,
Turn my sorrow into treasured gold,
You pay me back in kind and reap just what you sow,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
We could have had it all,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
It all, it all, it all,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hand,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
And you played it to the beat,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
Could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hand,
But you played it,
You played it,
You played it,
You played it to the beat.
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bring me out the dark,
Finally, I can see you crystal clear,
Go ahead and sell me out and I'll lay your shit bare,
See how I'll leave with every piece of you,
Don't underestimate the things that I will do,
There's a fire starting in my heart,
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bring me out the dark,
The scars of your love remind me of us,
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all,
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless,
I can't help feeling,
We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hand,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
And you played it to the beat,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
Baby, I have no story to be told,
But I've heard one on you and I'm gonna make your head burn,
Think of me in the depths of your despair,
Make a home down there as mine sure won't be shared,
The scars of your love remind me of us,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
I can't help feeling,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hand,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
And you played it to the beat,
lyricsalls.blogspot.com
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
Could have had it all,
Rolling in the deep,
You had my heart inside of your hand,
But you played it with a beating,
Throw your soul through every open door,
Count your blessings to find what you look for,
Turn my sorrow into treasured gold,
You pay me back in kind and reap just what you sow,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
We could have had it all,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
It all, it all, it all,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
We could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hand,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
And you played it to the beat,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
Could have had it all,
(You're gonna wish you never had met me),
Rolling in the deep,
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep),
You had my heart inside of your hand,
But you played it,
You played it,
You played it,
You played it to the beat.
ADELLE DONT YOU REMEMBER
When will I see you again?
Kapan aku akan bertemu denganmu lagi?
You left with no goodbye, not a single word was said,
Kau pergi tanpa ucapkan selamat tinggal, tanpa sepatah katapun
No final kiss to seal any seams,
Tanpa kecupan terakhir 'tuk akhiri kebersamaan
I had no idea of the state we were in,
Aku tak tahu apa yang terjadi di antara kita
I know I have a fickle heart and bitterness,
Aku tahu hatiku plin-plan dan tak menyenangkan
And a wandering eye, and a heaviness in my head,
Dan mataku tak mau diam, dan kepalaku penuh masalah
CHORUS
But don't you remember?
Tapi tak ingatkan kau?
Don't you remember?
Tak ingatkah kau?
The reason you loved me before
Alasanmu dulu mencintaiku
Baby, please remember me once more,
Kasih, ingatlah aku sekali lagi
When was the last time you thought of me?
Kapan terakhir kali kau memikirkanku?
Or have you completely erased me from your memory?
Ataukah kau telah sepenuhnya menghapusku dari ingatanmu?
I often think about where I went wrong
Sering kuberpikir dimanakah salahku
The more I do, the less I know,
Semakin banyak yang kulakukan, semakin sedikit yang kutahu
But I know I have a fickle heart and bitterness,
Namun aku tahu hatiku plin-plan dan tak menyenangkan
And a wandering eye, and a heaviness in my head,
Dan mataku tak mau diam, dan kepalaku penuh masalah
CHORUS
Gave you the space so you could breathe,
Kuberi kau ruang agar kau bisa bernafas
I kept my distance so you would be free,
Kumenjauh agar kau bisa bebas
And hope that you find the missing piece,
Dan kuberharap kau kan temukan kepingan yang hilang itu
To bring you back to me,
Yang kan membawamu kembali padaku
CHORUS
When will I see you again?
Kapan aku akan bertemu denganmu lagi?
Kapan aku akan bertemu denganmu lagi?
You left with no goodbye, not a single word was said,
Kau pergi tanpa ucapkan selamat tinggal, tanpa sepatah katapun
No final kiss to seal any seams,
Tanpa kecupan terakhir 'tuk akhiri kebersamaan
I had no idea of the state we were in,
Aku tak tahu apa yang terjadi di antara kita
I know I have a fickle heart and bitterness,
Aku tahu hatiku plin-plan dan tak menyenangkan
And a wandering eye, and a heaviness in my head,
Dan mataku tak mau diam, dan kepalaku penuh masalah
CHORUS
But don't you remember?
Tapi tak ingatkan kau?
Don't you remember?
Tak ingatkah kau?
The reason you loved me before
Alasanmu dulu mencintaiku
Baby, please remember me once more,
Kasih, ingatlah aku sekali lagi
When was the last time you thought of me?
Kapan terakhir kali kau memikirkanku?
Or have you completely erased me from your memory?
Ataukah kau telah sepenuhnya menghapusku dari ingatanmu?
I often think about where I went wrong
Sering kuberpikir dimanakah salahku
The more I do, the less I know,
Semakin banyak yang kulakukan, semakin sedikit yang kutahu
But I know I have a fickle heart and bitterness,
Namun aku tahu hatiku plin-plan dan tak menyenangkan
And a wandering eye, and a heaviness in my head,
Dan mataku tak mau diam, dan kepalaku penuh masalah
CHORUS
Gave you the space so you could breathe,
Kuberi kau ruang agar kau bisa bernafas
I kept my distance so you would be free,
Kumenjauh agar kau bisa bebas
And hope that you find the missing piece,
Dan kuberharap kau kan temukan kepingan yang hilang itu
To bring you back to me,
Yang kan membawamu kembali padaku
CHORUS
When will I see you again?
Kapan aku akan bertemu denganmu lagi?
Selasa, 19 Februari 2013
FUNNY STORY
Cerita Lucu Nama Ambil Dari Al-quran
Doni dan Tono adalah sahabat sejati, keduanya baru saja di karuniai seorang anak. dan pada suatu saat meraka bertemu terjadilah percakapan berikut.
Doni : No, anak lo namanya siapa?
Tono : Azis, ambil dari Al-quran tuh
Doni : anak gue namanya juga ambil dari Al-quran
Tono : siapa?
Doni : Saitonirojim
#tibatibahening
Cerita Lucu Sariawan
Setelah Jalan jalan, Udin, memasuki pelataran sebuah rumah makan. Dia kelaparan. Dilihatnya masih ada satu tempat yang kosong, langsung dia menghampiri pelayan untuk memesan makanan. Beberapa menit kemudian pesanan pun datang dan tanpa menunggu lama dia langsung menyantap hidangan. Lagi asyiknya makan, datanglah seorang cewek cantik. Wajahnya oriental, Pakai celana pendek. Karena semua tempat penuh, cewek itu lalu bergabung semeja dengan Udin. Jadi, satu meja dua tempat duduk. Udin terpana melihat kecantikan cewek itu, sampai-sampai dia menunda santapannya. Entah kenapa, tiba-tiba Udin tersadar dan dengan reflek dia menutup mulutnya pakai kedua belah tangannya. Si cewek yang melihat tingkah aneh Udin lantas bertanya,
Ce : "Mas, kenapa nggak makan. Panas dalam ya?".
Udin : (Geleng-geleng kepala).
Ce : "Susah buang air ya?".
Udin : (Tetap geleng-geleng kepala).
Ce : "Mas pasti sariawan. Bibirnya pecah-pecah ya?".
Udin : (Sambil membuka kedua belah tangannnya dari mulutnya), ”Iya, pecahnya besar sekali".
Rupanya bibir Udin sumbing.
Cerita Lucu Nenek sayang Cucu
Tini baru berumur dua setengah tahun, tapi cerewetnya bukan main.
Dan namanya saja anak kecil jadi kalau bicara juga ceplas ceplos (Maklum, Ibunya
dulu ngidam beo panggang ).Kadang-kadang ucapannya membuat malu ibunya seperti kalau sedang ada tamu Tini dengan santai bilang pada ibunya "Bu, Tini mau kencing" atau "Bu, Tini mau beAb .
Oleh sebab itu lah ibunya membuat istilah khusus untuk itu, yaitu kalau buang air
kecil harus bilang "Bu, Tini mau siul" dan kalau buang air besar, bilang "Bu, Tini mau nyanyi."Hal tersebut sangat diingat oleh Tini sehingga dia sendiri lupa apa kata asli dari dua hal itu.
Hal ini sudah berlanjut sampai lebih dari 2 bulan dan tidak pernah sekalipun Tini salah ucap. Dan si Ibu tidak pernah lagi dipermalukan oleh Tini di depan tamunya. Pada suatu waktu datanglah Nenek Tini dan berniat untuk menginap di rumah Tini dengan membawa oleh-oleh buah pepaya dari kampung. Namanya juga anak kecil yang sudah lama tidak ketemu sang nenek, maka Tini minta ijin pada ibunya untuk tidur bersama neneknya. Si ibu memperbolehkan sambil menasehati agar Tini tidak boleh ngompol, dan kalau sudah kepingin buang air harus bilang sama nenek supaya diantar ke kamar mandi.
Dengan gembira Tini langsung meng-iya-kan dan tidurlah si nenek dan cucunya. Mungkin karena terlalu banyak makan papaya pemberian si nenek, tengah malam Tini mulai merasakan perutnya mules. Karena ingat pesan ibu, maka Tini membangunkan neneknya yang sedang lelap tidur sambil berkata :
"Nek, nek. Tini mau nyanyi".
Dengan sabar si nenek menjawab :"Cu, ini sudah malam. Jangan nyanyi sekarang nanti tetangga pada bangun. Besok saja yaa..".
Tapi si Tini yang sudah mules berat memaksa neneknya untuk 'nyanyi' sekarang juga. Karena saking sayangnya pada si cucu, akhirnya si nenek setuju dan
katanya "Boleh nyanyi sekarang, tapi pelan-pelan aja nyanyi dikuping nenek."
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Cerita Lucu Toko Obat
Alkisah di suatu pasar di bilangan Jakarta ada 2 toko obat. Toko obat pertama milik wan Abud keturunan Arab, dan toko yang kedua milik koh Ahing orang keturunan tionghoa. Toko mereka bersebelahan, tapi toko koh Ahing lebih laris dibanding toko milik wan abud. Semakin hari semakin banyak saja pelanggan koh Ahing. Bahkan langganan wan abud juga ikut pindah ke toko sebelah milik koh ahing lantaran koh Ahing bikin promo "TIDAK SEMBUH UANG KEMBALI 3X LIPAT". Wan abud semakin geram saja...
Suatu ketika wan Abud berniat jahat kepada koh Ahing dengan maksud merebut pelanggan koh Ahing dengan strategi nya..
Wan Abud: "sialan si ncek, toko ane jadi ga laku.. Biarin Ntar ane kerjain tuh orang. Ane pura2 sakit trus bilang ke orang2 kLo ane ga sembuh minum obatnya si Ahing".
Wan Abud: "permisi Koh Ahing.."
Koh Ahing: "Eh..wan Abud, tumben..ada apa? Toko nya juga kok blm buka, knp wan Abud?
Wan Abud: "Iya nih koh, ane lagi sakit. Mau beli obat sama ente. Kan obat ente terkenal manjur..sampe2 bikin iklan TIDAK SEMBUH UANG KEMBALI 3X LIPAT segala".
Koh Ahing: "Marah banget roman nya . Ente sakit apa wan Abud??"
Wan Abud: "Ane sakit mati rasa nih koh Ahing"
Koh Ahing: "oohh..mati rasa, saya ada obatnya yg mujarab". "Ling-ling..tolong ambil obat di kotak nomor 8 buat wan Abut" (teriak koh ahing kepada ling2 anak nya)
Tak lama berselang, ling-ling datang membawa obat yang diambil nya dari kotak nomor 8
Koh Ahing: "ini wan abud obat mati rasa nya. Langsung di minum aja wan Abud
Wan Abud: "Ane minum ni yee...
Saat obat baru sampai di lidah wan abud, ia merasakan hal yg aneh..lalu ia berkata
Wan Abud: ": Sialan luh koh, ini mah Kotoran KAMBING"
Koh Ahing: " ente bilang mati rasa wan abud, itu bisa ngerasain Kotoran KAMBING? "
Niat jahat wan Abut untuk merebut pelanggan koh Ahing pun gagal lantaran kecerdikan koh Ahing yg sudah membaca niat jahat wan Abud. Dengan perasaan kesal ia pun beranjak pulang ke rumah.
Di rumah ia menyusun rencana lain untuk menjatuhkan koh Ahing. kali ini ia tidak sendiri, tapi dibantu asisten nya yang bernama Udin
Wan Abud : " Udin lu besok ikut gw ke toko si Ahing, gw mo ngerjain dia. Ntar gw pura2 hilang ingatan trus lu minta obat hilang ingatan buat gw sama si Ahing". Trus gw pura2 ga sembuh, nnti lu triak ke orang2 kLo obat dia ga manjur trus lu minta uang ganti rugi 3x lipat
Udin : "Siap juragan
keesokan hari nya Udin dan wan Abud pergi ke toko koh Ahing
Koh Ahing: "eh udin..kenapa itu bos lu kya orang linglung??
Udin: "ini koh, bos saya sakit hilang ingatan, saya minta obat buat nyembuhin bos saya dari sakit hilang ingatan".
Koh Ahing: "Ada kok din, tenang aja." "Ling-ling, tolong ambil obat di kotak nomor 8" (koh Ahing meminta anaknya untuk mngambil obat di kotak nomor 8
yang awal nya berlagak seperti orang hilang ingatan, sembari meninggalkan toko koh Ahing wan Abud berkata
Wan Abud: "Dasar Ncek giLa...gw mau di kasih kotoran KAMBING lagi, sialan lu"
Koh Ahing: "kata nya hilang ingatan, itu masih inget sama Kotoran KAMBING.
Cerita Humor Ulang Tahun
Hari ini adalah hari yang (harusnya) spesial bagi Bambang, namun dia merasa tidak demikian di hari ulang tahunnya ini ketika dia baru membuka mata dia bukannya dapat ucapan "selamat" dia malah disambut oleh caci maki sang istri, kedua anaknya bertengkar hebat, dalam perjalanan ke kantor pagi tadi dia tejebak macet, belum lagi ban nya bocor, terus sesampainya di kantor pun rupanya tak ada yang menyadari hari ulang tahunnya pikirnya.
Untunglah ada Rika, sekertarisnya yang baik serta pengertian (plus cantik) yang mau menghiburnya.
"Bapak kelihatan murung, ada apa pak.?"
"Nggak, nggak ada apa-apa." Hufft rupanya Rika juga gak tau hari ulang tahunku.
"Emmm, bapak ntar habis pulang mau temenin rika makan nggak.? rika tau restoran enak yang kemarin baru dibuka." sambil mengedipkan mata.
"OK, baiklah".
Direstoran mereka berdua makan. Selesai makan mereka ke tempat karaoke. Kemudian malamnya Pak Bambang mengantar Rika ke apartemennya.
"Bapak mau mampir dulu.?, sebentar aja Pak..."
"OK lah, sebentar aja ya.." dari pada di rumah kena marah lagi pikirnya.
"Wah Rika gak nyangka ya kamu juga suka film gituan." Pak Bambang tak sengaja melihat beberapa film diantara beberapa koleksi DVD Rika di ruang tamu.
"Ah pak, cuma penasaran aja, hehe."
"Penasaran kok ada beberapa keping gitu...". Pak Bambang tersenyum.
Kemudian lama-lama pembicaraan menjerus ke hal-hal yang lebih.
"Emmm, pak Bambang saya permisi sebentar mau ke belakang ada sesuatu yang mau dibenerin. Bapak tunggu di kamar saya aja yahhh..." Rika mengedipkan matanya sambil tersenym manis.
Pak Bambang yang mengerti "KODE" itu pun beranjak ke kamar Rika sambil bersiul-siul.
"Heheheh.., Gak nyangka bisa "ginian" semudah ini sama Rika..." katanya dalam hati.
Tak lama Rika pun menyusul masuk. Dan Pak Bambang yang berbaring di atas ranjang dan sudah tak mengenakan sehelai benang pun hanya bisa TERPAKU melihat Rika membawa kue ultah bersama anak istri dan rekan-rekan kerja Pak Bambang.
Cerita Lucu Dua ORang Mati
Ada dua orang yang sudah mati ditanya malaikat penjaga gerbang sebelum masuk ke alam baka.
Malaikat: Kenapa kamu ada di sini?
Orang 1: "Sewaktu saya dikantor, saya diberitahu tetangga kalau istri
saya sedang berselingkuh dengan laki-laki lain di apartemen saya.
Karena itu saya langsung ngebut pulang. Sampai di rumah saya
obrak-abrik seluruh kamar mencari laki-laki itu. Marah nggak ketemu,
saya lempar apa saja yang saya temukan keluar jendela, termasuk koper
yang ada di samping tempat tidur. Saking emosinya saya kena serangan
jantung."
Malaikat: "Kalau kamu?" (tanya malaikat ke orang kedua)
Orang 2: "Hhh… saya ada di dalam koper yang dibuang tadi.."
Cerita Humor Kaki Kambing
Dalam sebuah pelajaran matematika, Ibu guru bertanya kepada murid.
Ibu Guru : Kaki ayam ada berapa, Bonar ?
Bonar : Dua bu
Ibu Guru : Bagus, sekarang jojon, kaki kambing ada berapa ?
Jojon : Delapan Ibu Guru
Ibu Guru : Bagaimana bisa begitu ?
Jojon : Coba hitung, 2 kaki depan, 2 kaki belakang, 2
kaki kiri dan 2 kaki kanan. Kan 2+2+2+2=8
Ibu Guru : Jojon, sungguh pintar kau seperti pejabat saja.
Cerita Lucu Maling
Alkisah suatu malam ada dua orang maling yang baru saja berhasil merampok sebuah warung
Maling 1 : Jon lu tadi ngambil barang apa aja?
Maling 2 : Gw ngambil perhiasan, duit sama TV LCD 32 inchi
Maling 1 : Kalo gw berhasil ngambil sendal si pemilik warung
Maling 2 : Jiah lu bego banget. Ngapain ngambil sendal. Kenapa ngga ngambil barang berharga oon.
Maling 1 : lu tuh yang bego. Gw ngambil sendal si pemilik warung supaya dia ngga bisa ngejar kita.
Maling Dua : ?!?!?!@##
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